[ID: a two frame mspaint comic of george, dream, and sapnap. the first panel is of george asking dream where sapnap is. in the second panel, it is revealed that sapnap is the neon day gecko dream is holding. end ID]
the context here only makes sense to like two other people. anyways
Sapnap!!!!
the switch successor will be as powerful as 2 switches duct-taped together
Sorry these tags need to be acknowledged I think
...I want to refute this but no, I....yeah
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Person on screen: needs a couple pats of butter, a splash of olive oil, simmered on low with a bay leaf and a cinnamon stick. What?! You never seen a boy who knows his way around the kitchen?
Yeah my mom always wanted a little girl but she got stuck with me instead. That wasn’t gonna stop her though so all my friends were opening up nerf guns and bmx bikes on their birthday, I was getting crockpots.
(scene changes to the person dressed in a nice black suit jacket, bright pink dress shirt, and black tie) Yeah laugh it up! Take a picture while you’re at it 'cause this is the last time you’ll ever see me in a suit! How do boys wear these things??
(scene changes to the person dressed in the same shirt and tie with no jacket and the shirt cuffs unbuttoned and rolled up, with purple nail polish on their nails) No, I don’t know how to fight. I was only ever taught how to deescalate situations with healthy communication and emotional validation.
i think its so funny (derogatory) when people are so insistent that their dog actually knows english via those stupid "talking" buttons.
your dog knows it will get a result it wants (attention) from hitting one. it knows cause -> effect in the same way dogs who know "pulling out harness -> going outside" know cause and effect. that is not the same as verbal communication
sorry this article is stupid. if you y'know listen to your dog you can in fact communicate just fine. you don't need verbal communication to see your dog would like to go outside or would like food or would like attention.
a lot of these articles are SO heavy on the implied "verbal communication is so important!!! its the best way for anyone to communicate!!!!" and its like. okay whatever if you think your dog can learn those stupid buttons as a silly gimmick . whatever. but are you normal about nonverbal communication in humans. are you normal about that. because based on how you talk about dog-human communication i dont think you are
curoopeez asked:
What happens if during prision Techno finds Dream's king/knight dnf fanfics
simplepotatofarmer answered:
oh he absolutely does a dramatic reading.
dream tries to get the book away from him but can’t (he’s been tortured and starved and even techno doesn’t tease him that much about the whole thing).
so he gives up and starts criticizing techno’s form.
‘WHAT. i don’t sound like that, techno, god, what’s wrong with you.’
'that’s the lamest british accent i’ve ever heard.’
'if you’re so dang picky then you should be the one readin’ your lines, dream.’
'FINE. i WILL.’
i’d like to think that at some point, sam or quackity check the cameras and find techno and dream hours deep into acting out dnf fanfic and immediately turn the camera off and never speak of it again. they’re not the ones who are supposed to be being tortured.
Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities
Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess
Bard Must be able to play an instrument
Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization
Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature
Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)
Monk Must practice a martial art
Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports
Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately
Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)
Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom
Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)
Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA
If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.
“For example: A writer sets out to write science fiction but isn’t familiar with the genre, hasn’t read what’s been written. This is a fairly common situation, because science fiction is known to sell well but, as a subliterary genre, is not supposed to be worth study—what’s to learn? It doesn’t occur to the novice that a genre is a genre because it has a field and focus of its own; its appropriate and particular tools, rules, and techniques for handling the material; its traditions; and its experienced, appreciative readers—that it is, in fact, a literature. Ignoring all this, our novice is just about to reinvent the wheel, the space ship, the space alien, and the mad scientist, with cries of innocent wonder. The cries will not be echoed by the readers. Readers familiar with that genre have met the space ship, the alien, and the mad scientist before. They know more about them than the writer does. In the same way, critics who set out to talk about a fantasy novel without having read any fantasy since they were eight, and in ignorance of the history and extensive theory of fantasy literature, will make fools of themselves because they don’t know how to read the book. They have no contextual information to tell them what its tradition is, where it’s coming from, what it’s trying to do, what it does. This was liberally proved when the first Harry Potter book came out and a lot of literary reviewers ran around shrieking about the incredible originality of the book. This originality was an artifact of the reviewers’ blank ignorance of its genres (children’s fantasy and the British boarding-school story), plus the fact that they hadn’t read a fantasy since they were eight. It was pitiful. It was like watching some TV gourmet chef eat a piece of buttered toast and squeal, ‘But this is delicious! Unheard of! Where has it been all my life?’”
— Ursula K. Le Guin, Genre: A Word Only a Frenchman Could Love
(via queenofattolia)
so someone came up with "postminor" on twitter, instead of saying like... you know... adult... and it was in the context of postminor people are too young to fuck. which is funny right. i thought it was funny. i thought it was so funny i made some jokes. do you guys wanna read the joke tweet i made about it that's getting me fried because people think it's a real math problem they can solve
get ready
okay
keep in mind this is a SERIOUS math problem
i also said that this was question on the sex licensing exam where you get your sex license, another thing people think i'm serious about. i love it.
How does it feel to be the funniest person on Twitter
BAD
While I do have some odd hobbies this recommendation is a bit much.
54.309469, -1.992410
think i found it
Bro doxxed a bathtub
I think if we all work hard and really Gonvcharov it we could get Ron DeSantis to deny that he uses heat suppressants on national TV
“My cat likes to walk on her wheel while I’m on my exercise bike. The way she looks at me makes my heart melt 😻😭”
you are DOING! An ACTIVITY! TOGETGER!! 😭😭😭
