[ID: a two frame mspaint comic of george, dream, and sapnap. the first panel is of george asking dream where sapnap is. in the second panel, it is revealed that sapnap is the neon day gecko dream is holding. end ID]
the context here only makes sense to like two other people. anyways
Sapnap!!!!
do you think jackles sometimes slips up on phone calls? misha calls him and he answers with 'what's up cas?' or mark texts him a meme and he replies with 'haha, that's funny crowley'. he meets up with jared and just goes 'hey bitch'
Look what I found in the woods today!! The main part of it was buried under leaves, but I saw the tip and thought it was a Y-shaped stick, which was on my forest walk grocery list because I have a dormouse taunting me in my living-room and was joking with a friend last weekend that I needed to make a slingshot. So I picked it up like oh good slingshot materia—aaaaaahh
I'd been hoping to find one for years! A neighbour told me if you walk in the woods every day you're just bound to find some antlers eventually, but I've been conscientiously following deer paths for four years and nothing, until today. I'm so glad!
I used to think Pandolf would be a great help in finding one but no, he walked right past it. I waved the antler at his face accusingly and he was like :/// yeah. I should have see nit
We followed the deer path for quite a while looking for the other one, but no luck. A deer may still be walking around my woods with only one antler. You sir must look silly. I wonder what it feels like when they finally shed both, it must be the same light & jaunty feeling you get as you leave the hairdresser having gone from waist-length hair to a bob. I bet the deer is all frolicsome for the rest of the week. Or does he feel like a king without a crown, and keep a low profile until he gets used to it? from personal observation the average deer has a 6-second attention span so it probably happens pretty soon
i had this exact same experience with my fuckoff huge MSI gamer laptop except i was hanging out in the business department for a public relations class and a professor came down FROM THE SECOND FLOOR to tell me to turn it off
I brought this Toshiba Satellite from 1994 to a 3 hour lecture once in freshman year of college. It was a nice distraction-free way to take notes on, running Windows 3.11 with Microsoft Word 6. This was 2008, so it looked odd for being an off-white laptop in a sea of silver and black Dells, and the occasional shiny white Macbook, but otherwise it wasn't really that out of place.
Half way through class, the professor usually gave us a break to stretch our legs, rest his voice, etc. When I brought the 486, he announced the break, and everyone just sat there. Nobody got up, moved, anything. I took the opportunity to save a copy of my work, then realized I should make a backup on floppy disk. The room was dead silent until...
[grinding floppy drive noises]
A few heads turned and all looked at me, and all I could do was smile.
It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.
Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.
Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.
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Post the most recent gif you have with no context
mr were--ralph i think we all know the context as to why you saved that gif
Anonymous asked:
what happened what did Hannah say?
bastardbvby answered:
george: oh i fell…i fell, but he fell harder
hannah: …he?
Ok I got the CD in the mail and I decided to take low quality scans of all the pages from the booklet because I want to have all the text in one place so here goes nothing [warning: very long post]
Front and back cover of CD
it’s unfortunate because i thought tommy had really found a niche that he was so good at with his vlogs. they were funny, creative, and entertaining, but i guess not as easy as drama mongering and making fun of other creators and people who enjoy them for clicks?
