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id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake
Lake No More Michigan
Lake Michigone
hey bro, do you have the countries of sweden and norway in your pants or are you just happy to see me
...ok im going to become a mountain hermit yall are never seeing me again
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me