Your Druid is sneaking through the camp site and a few soldiers start walking towards her general direction.
Druid: Uhh, I turn into a tree.
DM: The camp you’re sneaking through is in the middle of an open field.
Druid: Shit. I’ll turn into a tree anyway.
Soldier: Hey, has that tree always been there?
Druid: I’ve been here for weeks.
DM: Roll to bluff.
Druid: Nat 20
Soldier: Well the tree would know better than us I suppose.
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"Technoblade in an epic battle, one against an army."
I got to make a piece for @voicesfortheblade :DD I couldn't put as much as time as I'd wish in it, but I had a blast working with that prompt!!
dream smp as dogs (dogsmp):
AMENDMENT!!!!
- ranboo is a harlequin great dane x great pyrenees
- XD is a wolf
- karl is a wolfdog (wolf x pomeranian)
- connor is a wolfdog (wolf x chihuahua)
- schlatt is a shetland sheepdog
- kristin is a wolf
