How can something so awful contain something so good and pure!?!!?!
I was trying to figure out what bushes ever did to you, but then I read your username… and actually, what did plants do to you my dude, you ok??
Too green. Too oxygenating. Too much juice and pollen and other disgusting bits. After thousands and thousands of years of evolution they decided that creating QUINOA was a good idea. They’re always stealing my carbon dioxide… And one time, years ago, a piece of ivy uttered a slur at me that was so shocking I could never repeat it not even on this hellsite, and I have yet to recover.
Now… To answer your question of “if I’m ok??”
I understand perfectly now, keep up the good fight, I’m going to go outside and kick a succulent for you
